just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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