I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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