Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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