don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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