try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I could fuck to npr.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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