no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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