Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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