is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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