you guys were way drunker than both of me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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