whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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