spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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