Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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