i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
where are my eyebrows?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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