Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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