Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
They are going to name an STD after you.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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