There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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