i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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