No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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