I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the day after is always just damage control
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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