yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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