Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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