we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize