he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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