We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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