So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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