I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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