I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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