i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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