Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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