I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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