Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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