Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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