This girl is more easily done than said...
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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