question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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