I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
