Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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