Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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