You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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