can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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