walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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