i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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