for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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