Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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