she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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