I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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