Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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