You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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