You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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