i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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