when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
