guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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