Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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