your parents love me but you hate me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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