i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
