it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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