Whod you bang
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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