So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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